He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality.
And also steal your infants.
He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t make him the bad guy just because she was a shitty sister.
I think you are severely misinformed as to how baby ownership works.
It was not her baby to give.
David Bowie is unquestionably the villain.
Which do you think existed first, modern custody legislature, or the goblin king?
The girl was entrusted by her parents with the care and custody of the child. By the laws governing the goblin king and his transactions, the girl was the current rightful owner of the child and made a deal with the king to take the child. Perhaps you’re not familiar with english folklore. Fae have rules, they’re tricksters, they can be sneaky, but they never break the rules.
Slammin’ it down in the Labyrinth fandom tonight, kids.
The fae also are physically incapable of lying.So anything he told her, in his (twsited, wicked, what have you mind) was true in one way or another, even if underhandedly.
half of tumblr can’t reblog this
I’m ashamed of half of tumblr then…
There should be way more notes on this.
BRO: Come on Davey, just like we practiced, you can do it!
BRO: I’m so proud of you li’l man.
i just made myself cry.
*sobs forever*You’re all out to kill me aren’t you
I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms. what does cnn stand for? literally no one knows the answer
cable news network
could be. literally no one knows
Best backstory. (x)
You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.
NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD
#1 HEADCANON RIGHT THERE
Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial
How do white people survive?
This is the English word I want to get tattooed on my wrist. It means “to keep breathing even though the water rises all around you.” English is such a mystical exotic language. They can fit so much meaning into so small a word.
Have some Sulu reaction gifs.
do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed
I genuinely think it’s because Americans think we’re inherently distrustful.
Everybody in the background is in love with Tom Hiddleston
reblogging for the lovestruck people in the background
im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story
all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying
SOMEONE PUT IT IN WORDS THANKS YOU
Hey kids this is a symptom of depression
OK BUT LIKE imagine a little muggle-born of the modern age who doesnt know they have magic (like 5-8ish) watching Frozen and they acting out and singing along with Let It Go and it gets to the chorus and HOLY SHIT ICE ACTUALLY CAME OUT OF THEIR HANDS
AND THE NEXT THEY TRY THE SONG RAPUNZEL SINGS TO MAKE HER HAIR GLOW AND SURE ENOUGH
SO THEY THINK THAT BEING A DISNEY PRINCESS IS THEIR DESTINY NOT KNOW THEY ARE MAGICAL BEINGS
Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”