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kevinkinky-:

fucknobarackobama:

kevinkinky-:

Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier

Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth

did your dad tell you that

shuckydarn-fiddlefaddle:

terezi-pie-rope:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

sktagg23:

Please be kidding.

(This is why we can’t have nice things.)

whoever blocked out that girl’s credit card info

thank you

"The scientists found out that pluto dont exist"
I sigh for humanity

And no one had the courage to tell them their mistakes…

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

belinsky:

emmaz0n:

the question is who in your otp is the enthusiastic parent that cheers way too loudly at soccer games

and which is the one who isn’t allowed at the soccer games anymore because they keep yelling at the ref

I feel like Cas and dean would take turns.

sgtbuckyb:

clintonfbarton:

ohromanoff:

clint barton shows up to shield 15 minutes late with a starbucks

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"what do you mean shields gone"

sarcastically-rising-demon:

flirtatiouscastiel:

happygalsmiley:

certified-fangirl:

rammsteinbitch:

malsherlocktyrion:

maliciousmastermind:

2pondsandariver:

lovelynobody00:

sherlocksmercenary:

accio-who-lock:

mycroftknowsbetter:

Press play because this has Jim Moriarty written all over it

I have a feeling I’m going to be singing this all day tomorrow. And I’m working. This is going to be awkward. 

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“Oh god…”

At first I was all:

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But then:

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OH MY GOD THIS IS GONNA BE STUCK IN MY HEAD AND I’LL SING THIS AT SCHOOL AND I’LL SCARE PEOPLE

Mother of god.

Holy Shit. I just woke up my poor bed partner with my snorting. In the ensuing struggle my headphones popped out of my laptop and now I’m just getting worried stares.

HOLY SHIT I NEED THIS AT SCHOOL AND I NEED TO PLAY IT SUPER LOUD WHENEVER SOMEONE PISSES ME OFF OMG

This is hilarious

I AM LAUGHING FAR HARDER THAN I SHOULD BE
HELP

#listen

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

The home of the great bewilderbeast. The alpha species. One of the very few that still exist. Every nest has its queen but this is the king of all dragons. With his icy breath, this graceful giant built our nest; a safe haven for dragons everywhere. We all live under his care and his command.”

Let’s just say that I’m a Falcon connoisseur now. Falcon Crest is my favorite tv show and I learnt a Falcon call.

zovai:

goals

zovai:

goals